Saturday, June 19, 2021

Sex Positions - Size Matters

Happy Father's Day weekend to all the fathers around the world.  There are all kinds of dads out there, tall ones, short ones, thin ones, fat ones, straight ones, gay ones, good ones and bad ones.  Just try to be the best dad you can be for your children and any child who needs you.

It's been eons since I posted.  I told hubwife to post something here a week ago and she missed my whole point.  My fault, not hers.  Next time I'll be very specific in my directions.  No one likes a vague Domme right?

A reader sent me an interesting article about the best sex positions for penises of all sizes.  Since I've been planning on sharing some thoughts on penetrative sex, particularly when it comes to couples in Female Led Relationships, I thought this topic might be a good way to start if off.  

The article begins by stating that these sex positions will bring maximum pleasure to both partners.  Hmmm?  I'm not so sure about that.

The article states that 5.8" is the average penis size that can "cause" a woman to have an orgasm.  Interesting data don't you think?  Figures lie and liars figure, so let's just assume that's correct.   But the Journal of Sex Medicine writes that regardless of size, you can still have plenty of fun.  Yeah right.

So get our your rulers, do what you have to do to come up with a measurement and let's see how you measure up ok? No exaggerating.

I'll show the positions for each size along with the article's rationale and add my own commentary.

So let's start with the real men who have "Big Penises."  Here's the recommended sexual position: 

"Big penis: Do a lot of foreplay to make her vagina expand and choose woman-on-top moves to control how deep you go. Just have her lean over your body with her hands on either side of your head and just get going."   

I definitely agree with this one.  Doing it this way was impossible with hubwife.  I hardly felt "it" and she kept sliding out.  If you're not close to 7", don't waste your time with this one. 

Average size?  Try this one.

"An average penis: Wrap her legs around your midsection and her hands around your shoulders and get down in a squat position. Close press her body up against yours as you penetrate her."

This is very romantic, intimate and fun, obviously more so with a bigger penis. 

Less than six inches?  You have to make accommodations...

"Less than six inches penis: Go rear entry if your penis size is less than six inches. Rest her head on a pillow, lift her butt up and then penetrate her. Doing this will offer you a deep penetration."

Under six...well, it is what it is.  The pillow is definitely a good idea in case she falls asleep trying this one with a lesser endowed partner.  Deep penetration?  Kind of a relative term isn't it?

Less than four inches? Here's their recommendation for "maximum pleasure."  It's kind of like playing the game "Twister."

"Less than four-inch penis: While a rear entry position like doggie will not help you pleasure her enough; the twisted doggie position allows more room for penetration. Add a slight twist to it, and you can get the most out of it. Instead of kneeling, she could lie on her stomach with a pillow under her pelvis. You can then enter her from behind while lying on top of her."

My advice if he's less than four inches?  Don't bother.  Take matters into your own hands.  Find a quality strap-on dildo and harness, use plenty of lube and let hubby feel what you've been missing out on due to his small penis.  

It's a guaranteed good time.  



  1. All of which goes a long way to explain why Owner has felt no need to let me inside Her for over a decade. She hasn't missed anything at all :)


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  2. Explains why Miss Scarlett mostly enjoys me behind her when i'm allowed inside.


  3. *curtsy*
    Miss Diane,
    What a wonderful post, I do not enter/try to enter my Superior Wife anymore. I do hope you and sissy terrie had a nice weekend!

  4. Ms. Diane,

    Taking matters into Your own hands seems like the right thing to do. Why should Terrie have to get all stressed out about trying to please you like Karl does? Nice to see You posting again.


  5. Despite my shortcomings my wife does occasionally allow me inside her - once since last July - but it's not for her pleasure. After about 10 seconds she'll start counting down from five. I've yet to make it past two! It's more an act of kindness and I really look forward to it. She calls it dipping it in! Given that it happens rarely, there are times when it's all over before I even get that far. Sissy Jenna

  6. Size doesn't matter if you're fully cut off anyway... sigh. sara

  7. my 4.3 inches are packed in a chastity belt, my wife uses a lover, her dildo or my tongue for satisfaction.