Sex by the Numbers - Part 1

Just so you know, I'm doing quite well.

It's been 446 days since my last post but besides me, who's really counting anyway?  I've always found numbers fascinating in some way.  But basically, all they do is give us perspective between one thing, or sets of things and another.  While mathematicians might disagree with me (shame on them) but we try to explain everything in mathematical terms.  Some things, ideas, feelings, concepts and more...just can't be reduced to numbers.  We have to be humble enough to admit that.

On the other hand, there are other things for which numbers are incredibly valuable.  For instance my absence here from the blog is indicative of a significant time away.  Some of you missed me, some didn't and others didn't even notice.  But 446 days is a long time.  Just imagine if you were  having to go without sex for 446 days?  I know I couldn't do it and trust me, I haven't.  

I've enjoyed both oral and penetrative sex during this absence from these pages.  Both giving and receiving no less.  I think you know who I received what from and who was on the receiving end of my attention. 

But today's post is really about penetrative sex in our marriage. 

My sissy hubwife terrie is rather lucky when it comes to getting laid.  Don't be that surprised.  In fact she had plenty of penetrative sex last weekend while we were away at our coastal hideaway.  Since we're officially into football season, let's just say that she played the role of the "wide receiver."  She might even be taking my strap-on later today.  I'm starting to feel "in the mood."  So, she receives more than enough penetrative sex to keep her satisfied. 

On the other hand, her little clitty hasn't been inside of me (or anyone else) since 2005.   She started her born again virginity on April Fool's Day that year.  It's just a coincidence.  You don't think I'm that cruel do you? 

That's quite an accomplishment I'd say; a streak that isn't likely to ever end. She has lots to be proud of.

In fact, terrie prominently ranks 5th on Mistress Scarlet's Born Again Virgin Register.  Check it out.

I don't think there are many "men" who can make these type of claims.

As terrie and one of her sissy gurlfriends like to say:  "Real men fuck their wives..."

Diane

Eat Me - Now

I'm having a very challenging day at work today.  I sometimes wish I had the kind of job where I could work from home when I felt like it.

If I did, I could deal with stressors immediately and more efficiently.

Diane

Sex Positions - Size Matters

Happy Father's Day weekend to all the fathers around the world.  There are all kinds of dads out there, tall ones, short ones, thin ones, fat ones, straight ones, gay ones, good ones and bad ones.  Just try to be the best dad you can be for your children and any child who needs you.

It's been eons since I posted.  I told hubwife to post something here a week ago and she missed my whole point.  My fault, not hers.  Next time I'll be very specific in my directions.  No one likes a vague Domme right?

A reader sent me an interesting article about the best sex positions for penises of all sizes.  Since I've been planning on sharing some thoughts on penetrative sex, particularly when it comes to couples in Female Led Relationships, I thought this topic might be a good way to start if off.  

The article begins by stating that these sex positions will bring maximum pleasure to both partners.  Hmmm?  I'm not so sure about that.

The article states that 5.8" is the average penis size that can "cause" a woman to have an orgasm.  Interesting data don't you think?  Figures lie and liars figure, so let's just assume that's correct.   But the Journal of Sex Medicine writes that regardless of size, you can still have plenty of fun.  Yeah right.

So get our your rulers, do what you have to do to come up with a measurement and let's see how you measure up ok? No exaggerating.

I'll show the positions for each size along with the article's rationale and add my own commentary.

So let's start with the real men who have "Big Penises."  Here's the recommended sexual position: 

"Big penis: Do a lot of foreplay to make her vagina expand and choose woman-on-top moves to control how deep you go. Just have her lean over your body with her hands on either side of your head and just get going."   

I definitely agree with this one.  Doing it this way was impossible with hubwife.  I hardly felt "it" and she kept sliding out.  If you're not close to 7", don't waste your time with this one. 

Average size?  Try this one.

"An average penis: Wrap her legs around your midsection and her hands around your shoulders and get down in a squat position. Close press her body up against yours as you penetrate her."

This is very romantic, intimate and fun, obviously more so with a bigger penis. 

Less than six inches?  You have to make accommodations...

"Less than six inches penis: Go rear entry if your penis size is less than six inches. Rest her head on a pillow, lift her butt up and then penetrate her. Doing this will offer you a deep penetration."

Under six...well, it is what it is.  The pillow is definitely a good idea in case she falls asleep trying this one with a lesser endowed partner.  Deep penetration?  Kind of a relative term isn't it?

Less than four inches? Here's their recommendation for "maximum pleasure."  It's kind of like playing the game "Twister."

"Less than four-inch penis: While a rear entry position like doggie will not help you pleasure her enough; the twisted doggie position allows more room for penetration. Add a slight twist to it, and you can get the most out of it. Instead of kneeling, she could lie on her stomach with a pillow under her pelvis. You can then enter her from behind while lying on top of her."

My advice if he's less than four inches?  Don't bother.  Take matters into your own hands.  Find a quality strap-on dildo and harness, use plenty of lube and let hubby feel what you've been missing out on due to his small penis.  

It's a guaranteed good time.  

Diane

Petticoat Punishment

Today's "Two for Tuesday" topics revolve around both petticoats and punishment; two words that in the sissy vernacular are often used side by side.   More than a year ago over at what is now my Dominant Wife's blog "To Love Honor & Obey" I posted the following:

Petticoat Punishment

There comes a point in a sissy's life when, once they've accepted who they are and feel comfortable about it with friends, wearing petticoats is no longer considered "punishment" but actually a treat.

What's real punishment is receiving a spanking at the hands of a woman while she's wearing the petticoat, and you aren't.

In another, unrelated post I wrote:

To some of us the term "Petticoat Punishment" is quite the oxymoron....

Show me a sissy who's being punished in petticoats and I'll show you a very happy sissy! 

Many of us have no doubt been titillated by the Victorian tales of mothers, nannies, governess' and the like using the power of the petticoat to rein in their unruly sons, nephews or wards.  Among the most famous of these is the feminization classic "Gynecocracy," an autobiography by Viscount Ladywood, the pseudonym for the "poor" Julian/Julia who's subjected to heavy doses of dominance and forced crosdressing.  The novel is available on Amazon.

I don't want to belabor the powerful effects petticoats have on us.  Like many things we "enjoy", the dichotomy that exists between the joys of wearing a petticoat and the abject humiliation we experience by doing so, the act results and a beautiful and delicious feeling of erotic bliss that's difficult to describe.  Let's just leave it at that.

I also wanted to share three beautiful pictures from Pond Girl Allison (aka Betty Jane) of Petticoat Pond fame.  The photos also include some cute notes that she included on the back of her pictures.

"For all my Betty Jane fans.  I used my big fan so you can see her petticoats"

"Is this skirt big enough? I used to choose my petticoats first then pick out a skirt that looks good with the petticoat I've chosen.  It can be a pretty frustrating time."  Betty Jane

"Blowing Betty Jane's skirt and petticoats up with a large fan."

Stop by Petticoat Pond when you're browsing around looking for gurly things.  They update the website daily and you can find a link to it at the top of my blog listings.

Remember, the fuller the petticoat you're wearing, the more powerful the fan you'll want to blow it up and get the full feminizing effect!!!

Love,

sissy terrie 👄

A Saturday Surprise

Hubwife is at a friend of ours' place helping out for a few hours today.  It's never a good thing when a submissive has too much time on her hands so I do my best to keep her busy.  In the meantime I'm concocting a little surprise for her tonight and at the same time a little reward and relaxation for me.

It's been an absolutely exhausting week for me.  I'm too tired for just about anything except a little extra FemDom and some satisfying penetrative sex....with a real man.

First, the FemDom surprise.  We're going to have some "corner time" discipline tonight.  Probably with the hairbrush.  And unbeknownst to hubwife my lover Karl will be here.

Since I'm so exhausted I may ask Karl to do the honors.  There's something extra naughty seeing my lover take the hairbrush to hubwife.  I'll ask him to stop only when the shade on her ass cheeks matches the blushing shade of her other cheeks.

Penetrative sex - I haven't written about it much but I will soon, but it's been more than 16 years since I've allowed hubwife to have penetrative sex with me - with her penis/clitty that is.  Hubwife is listed on Mistress Scarlet's "Born Again Virgin Register" if you're interested in checking it out.

It's been awhile since hubwife's enjoyed corner time while me and Karl enjoy some lovemaking in our marital bed.  It's a good thing to involve your cuckold in some same-room-sex once and awhile.

Diane

 

Breakfast for Hubwife

Minor apologies for the lack of posting and the brevity of this one.  I do have an interesting topic I want to write about, but just not today.  

Anyway,  I thought this was a great way to start my Mother's Day weekend.

 

Hubwife's going to serve me breakfast in bed tomorrow morning.

I served her her's today.  I even woke her up early to do it.

Orgasms make great gifts.

Happy Mothers Day to all the Moms out there, Dommes or otherwise.

Diane

Orally Induced Pleasures

I have several ideas I've wanted to write about but I'm going to save that for another day when I have more time.   After a tiring weekend watching the grandkids (No grandma jokes okay?) I'm just going to relax with some very low-maintenance sex with hubwife, aka "ass worship."

After a lengthy and productive (say...3-4 orgasms) session between my thighs, she's going to focus on my backside.  

This one of my favorite positions to have my ass worshiped.  Not because it's the most comfortable, but I get to keep an eye on hubwife's hands.  I don't want her touching herself and getting distracted from the task at hand.  Nor would I want an unauthorized orgasm.  Even though she's locked up she's been known to have these little accidents.

D